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DYSLEXIC ZOMBIES -




COMPLEXITY - Sometimes the coolness is worth it.


TAGS: complex gun
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by misterhamtastic

wolfaussie - September 6, 2013, 3:24 am
It does exist. http://www.horstheld.com/0-Spain.htm
falloutghoul - August 11, 2012, 7:08 pm
Don't tell me this...thing, actually works. O_O


IS THERE A DOG? - The burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist.


TAGS: dyslexic existentialism dog god burning question rnr
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by RnR

Zed - September 12, 2009, 10:08 pm
Nahhh, if it was Nietche, the title should have been "Dog is dead".
RnR - September 15, 2008, 5:09 pm
...there is only causality
Sean - September 15, 2008, 3:16 pm
Hey, great picture and funny text. Kinda reminds me (the picture that is) about the Nietche poster about what "does't kill him turns immediately into mustache". My 5 didn't seem to give it a boost though. Ah well.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 15, 2008, 2:48 pm
That dog looks a lot like Nietzsche. Coincidence?


FULLY LOADED -


TAGS: us troops alexander hamilton
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - August 23, 2012, 12:57 pm
jeez louise.. it's a picture of some troops deploying.. as in standing up. Should have put it in the tags. oh well
Rebellion777 - August 23, 2012, 12:25 pm
To me it was kinda obvious that the picture was of someone who DID stand up for something...but yeah it could be a bit better I guess.
nuvious - January 20, 2012, 7:37 am
Yeah, not enough context to the quote. The way it's framed it makes it look like the insult is being aimed at the troops. It'd be hard to put a picture with it because you need someone who's doesn't take a stand, and it's hard to express that visually.
jackandsally - December 23, 2011, 8:10 am
hmmm kinda jacked up I even say no to this one... bad show
caveman - December 20, 2011, 12:23 am
Apart from the fact that it makes sense, this makes no sense whatsoever
Airman - December 19, 2011, 2:20 pm
no sense? it is a direct quote made by Alexander Hamilton, the first Sec of the Treasury of the US. He's on the $10 bill. He is listed in the tags. This isn't a joke.
kokonut19 - December 18, 2011, 1:29 am
kind of makes no sense and plus jokes about troops are pretty bad even if they are truth


ALEX LOUIS ARMSTRONG -


TAGS: sparkle alex louis armstrong armstrong major armstrong
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by iMeep

agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 1:22 am
And by "man", you mean cartoon character?
darkdragonsword - June 30, 2010, 1:21 am
The only man allowed to sparkle and look straight doing it
Woody - July 14, 2009, 6:01 pm
You are for sure right!
Yes. - April 30, 2009, 9:08 am
Without a doubt.


A Woman Scorn -


TAGS: arvoir relationships buggin done inflexible
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by vindicator

Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 4:06 am
Weather the toilet seat is left up or down is a stupid thing to fight about. So since women are irrational men just put the seat down.


EVER FIND THAT PERFECT SLEEPING POSITION? - Me Neither


TAGS: dog flexible sleeping unusual position
Rating: 4.48/5

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caveman - December 13, 2011, 6:23 am
Dude i will say one thing..................... Nice.


CHUCK NORRIS - Reincarnated as a squirrel


TAGS: flex squirrel chuck norris
Rating: 1.69/5

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LogicDude - July 30, 2009, 12:58 pm
You want a piece of me!? Huh!? Well, BRING IT ON!!!


UNITED STATES AIR FORCE - Military flexibility. Improvise, adapt and overcome


TAGS: u s air force flexibility
Rating: 4.41/5

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Airman - June 14, 2011, 2:02 pm
exactly


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: love complexity layers onion divorce
Rating: 4.67/5

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huuddathoughtit - June 30, 2011, 3:12 am
Marriage is the leading cause of divorce
tellitlikeitis - October 19, 2010, 7:52 pm
And a positive spin on it-- tears of happiness and freedom!
spacedog - October 19, 2010, 7:31 pm
Perfect.
AdmiralAckbar - October 19, 2010, 7:01 pm
yepper,says it all.
Neener - October 19, 2010, 1:49 pm
This is a masterpiece!
Reality Lord - October 19, 2010, 1:40 pm

argh....my life summed up in one motifake. 5L....with sad realization
Airman - October 19, 2010, 1:05 pm
yep
tellitlikeitis - October 19, 2010, 11:45 am
Good one.
Faceplant31 - October 19, 2010, 10:01 am
5L
GreyScorpion - October 19, 2010, 9:09 am
Wow, that brought tears to my eyes. 5 Vidalias
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2010, 8:39 am
Beautiful. 5L


SURPRISING FLEXIBILITY - When the laws of physics won't allow you to bend over and those cookies are prone to falling on the floor, you adapt


TAGS: flexibility fat black stage cookies
Rating: 2.65/5

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Sean - July 17, 2009, 9:54 pm
I'm guissing that ... only n****.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:51 pm
What would you do for a family pack of Klondike Bars?


DEEP THOUGHTS TO PONDER - Does a dyslexic agnostic lay in bed all night wondering if there really is a Dog ?


TAGS: dyslexic agnostic dog wonder bed
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Budog

forseti - July 5, 2011, 6:42 am
ROFL!!


I - Have an inferiority complex, But it isn't a very good one.


TAGS: complex image mirror broken fix
Rating: 4.72/5

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taxiinthesky - July 20, 2011, 4:40 pm
5 Ayes!
Dignity - July 19, 2011, 3:39 pm
That's bad luck.. 5L
Verdeckt - July 18, 2011, 5:19 am
I raffed...
Sho - July 17, 2011, 3:46 pm
Thx all.
Reality Lord - July 17, 2011, 2:07 pm

solid 5. excellent
caveman - July 17, 2011, 2:23 am
love it, 5L for you
rerun - July 16, 2011, 6:09 pm

wow, this is amazing. 5L


PRESIDENT LUTHOR? - How stoned were the Americans of the DC Universe?!


TAGS: president lex luthor superman action comics metropolis smallville dc comics d c
Rating: 1.75/5

More motifakes by jalford

agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 12:57 am
the dude, we no longer allow any political posters or conversation here... we've created a sister site - politifake.org - where you'll find plenty of receptive users. Thank you!
the dude - April 18, 2010, 12:55 am
Least he did a better job than what obama's doing
Hypercat-Z - July 30, 2009, 6:48 am
Was Nixon any better?
a name of no use - July 29, 2009, 1:15 pm
Don't look at me, I voted for the Joker. "Vote For Me, Or I'll Kill You" pwns "Change You Can Believe In" any day of the week!
Anonymous2 - July 29, 2009, 1:12 pm
Oh, come on. With some of the people the real world has elected (opinion varied by your political affiliation), is it any wonder a powerful & rich white man with a past gets elected?


WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE - between Bono and God? God doesn't walk around thinking He's Bono.




JEOPARDY - When PCP just isn't enough.




MISUNDERSTANDINGS -


TAGS: october challenge dyslexia neener sucks
Rating: 4.67/5

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Reality Lord - October 25, 2010, 5:23 pm

love it!


DYSLEXICS - Have more FNU


TAGS: dyslexia fun fnu
Rating: 4.33/5

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eurekaaaaa - September 26, 2011, 12:55 pm
Is it me or is "reead" a word?


WISDOM - A beautiful woman delights the eyes A wise woman, the understanding A pure woman, the soul


TAGS: alexia sinclair house ageless beauty
Rating: 4.67/5

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Bandit5906 - October 12, 2014, 2:53 pm
And an ugly woman reminds me of my ex.
IllicoPresto - November 6, 2011, 2:00 pm
And a s**tty woman delights the... too late, didn't it on the poster
Iconoclast - November 6, 2011, 10:16 am
I went to her website and you're right, she is a VERY talented ph**ographer, in addition to being attractive and enticing in her own right.
house - November 6, 2011, 1:50 am
No this isn't the mis*****. This is a good friend of mine. She's an award winning artist by the name of Alexia Sinclair (see tag). Pic is mis***** is used in poster 140985
mariand - November 5, 2011, 7:48 pm
even if isn't she, I think it's he's vision over her...;o)
Greeny - November 4, 2011, 9:02 pm
S'that her?


TRADITION -


TAGS: history of drunks wake up paul stealing a lexus
Rating: 3.54/5

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Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 11:46 pm
By the way...not s******ing is just about the answer to everything...no matter what your peers tell you. There's also the "don't inhale rule" but no one takes that seriously. It's just something you say after you've taken office.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 11:44 pm
Cool! I think I read somewhere that 2.9 is the new 5.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:42 pm
Great pic, great lead, great punchline. This has all the earmarks of a 2.9!
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 11:40 pm
Or go ahead and give those cups to that one kid who's always trying to sell you lemonade. Say its a gift and watch the fun.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:40 pm
LMAO, Bart.... that's your answer to EVERYTHING!
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 11:39 pm
Same rule as the poison toothpaste...just don't s******. lol
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 10:46 pm
While Bart has been there at tleast twice (and done that), I am pretty sure China is sending us those cups now. I just picked up my set of lead-based silverware yesterday. They feature spongebob.
Bart - November 1, 2009, 7:25 pm
You've stolen a car? Hell...judging by your comment(s) you stole two! Remind me never to pass out around Iceman. jk Thanks for commenting. I'm glad you liked the poster.
ICEMAN - November 1, 2009, 4:00 pm
Been there, done that. ;)
ICEMAN - November 1, 2009, 3:59 pm
Been there, done that. ;)


GOD COMPLEX? - I don't have a God complex, I AM GOD!!!




STRATEGIC MISDIRECTION -


TAGS: carol brady peter **** mom oedipus complex misdirection
Rating: 3.56/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2013, 2:24 pm
Wait, wait... What? Something I don't know?


ALEX WAS BORN - lying and cheating makes great babies...


TAGS: alex
Rating: 3.22/5

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phantom2romeo - January 30, 2012, 1:19 am
thanks for commenting :)
jig - January 30, 2012, 1:16 am
This one is great! just great !


FLEXIBILITY - Sometimes you wouldn't hit it


TAGS: flexible women
Rating: 2.67/5

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oldy - July 2, 2009, 9:47 am
and sometimes you would


PRICE -


TAGS: life time female joke shirt quote reward rolex *** b**** priceless
Rating: 2.63/5

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rerun - March 29, 2010, 8:27 pm

wear a "Folex", after you bang her she will tell you she used to be a man.
JLBachs - March 29, 2010, 7:37 pm
Timex maybe...........
slip de garcon - September 21, 2009, 4:16 pm
No Rolex it is then.


DYSLEXIA - I know a dyslexic who says his clock is this big.


TAGS: dislexya dixlesia dyslaxie oh sh t
Rating: 4.91/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 7:51 pm
I'll let this one slide as a good sports but if you touch the cookie that will mean war - and I believe you have more to loose than I have here :)


CUTE? - bitch please...i'm limited edition!!




BLUE ANGELS -


TAGS: navy dyslexia
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - June 22, 2012, 10:46 am
nothing to do with the letters.. notice the ground? and the ****pit? they are upside down
noiretnopal - June 22, 2012, 2:42 am
and the backwards E
NobodySpecial - June 20, 2012, 9:02 pm
Sorry you lost me. Is it just the 'S' you can't see behind the pylon on the wing?


CALL THE FBI - I found him




COME OUTSIDE HONEY! - I just increased our already substantial debt By another $60,000! MERRY CHRISTMAS


TAGS: lexus debt christmas
Rating: 3.67/5

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krazzeeman - August 22, 2010, 11:02 am
good one!


COACH HINES - Do not think that he will not suplex you!


TAGS: coach hines madtv keegan michael keyes suplex
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 9:25 am
Melikes


FLEXIBILITY - Ok--NOW it's overrated


TAGS: flexibility
Rating: 1.93/5

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TORNADO COUNTRY - at least the buildings are sturdy




RAPTOR JESUS - Obey him. OBEY HIM!!!




KINGDOM COME: THE MOVIE - Okay, I'll admit. I wanna see this!




Dog Bless! -


TAGS: homeless dyslexic
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

GaryO - May 14, 2014, 10:58 pm
Live Fs
Greybeard - May 14, 2014, 3:01 am
Ha Ha Ha. Great. Loin5s
ughomer - May 13, 2014, 8:04 pm
6 Lions (they don't get any better than this one!)


Just Relax -


TAGS: eight legged massage flexible
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - August 15, 2013, 6:00 am
Greeny 5cores another big hit! 5L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 15, 2013, 1:37 am
And in the position HE is in, by saying that, it's also a quick east to accidentally getting a black eye. (foot + face)
GaryO - August 13, 2013, 10:06 pm
I don’t ge…….oh
lgvernon - August 13, 2013, 9:45 pm

LOLOL!!!~5L


YOGA IS THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH - You’re only as young as your spine is flexible


TAGS: yoga greybeard flexible
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MuddySoapfish

carebear - March 20, 2012, 4:51 pm
(carebear BANNED)
rerun - March 17, 2012, 8:53 pm

Hey....I can Limbo too.


God complex beats narcissism anyday -




Yes Virginia, there is a dog! -


TAGS: dyslexic agnostic insomniac
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

MissPriss - February 13, 2014, 2:57 pm
eeh...eeT 5L'd that one!
ughomer - February 13, 2014, 2:02 pm
!!ynnuf eno, 100nomed
Sho - February 13, 2014, 1:34 am
Lmao


Dog - God -


TAGS: dyslexia agnoticism insomnia
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - October 13, 2014, 7:37 am
Zippy? That you?


A Rod -


TAGS: alex rodriguez yankee s honored ism
Rating: 4.8/5

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lgvernon - September 25, 2013, 9:46 pm

I apologise, Ism~~I voted on this one on my phone. I should have enlarged the page before I voted, so mis***ped four stars instead of five. Great poster, as usual!~


MY REACTION -




Tel your vioce be haerd -




Rolex -


TAGS: sundial rolex watch
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 1, 2014, 12:03 am
I want one!


Chiropractor Office -




LIFE'S BREATH -


TAGS: harry houdini died from a sucker punch to the solar plexus
Rating: 4.53/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:42 am
Yay! for the Boondocks....great show........(even if TTH hates the music)
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:39 am
Yeah man... May 2nd for sure.
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:38 am
LOL Aggy... I don't know for sure, Moo. But I heard they had trouble finding a network to pick up a 3rd season because of some controversial episodes in Season 2.
TheTrashHeap - March 14, 2010, 1:37 am
Boondocks is really coming back?
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 1:33 am
The other 8.4% watch the Sopranos.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:33 am
Really?.....why the super long break?
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:32 am
LOL I know you didn't "know" but... 91.6% of black people watch the Boondocks. And season 3 starts May 2nd.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:29 am
I didn't know that......Another canceled masterpiece...no?
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:28 am
You know I watch the Boondocks, Moo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:26 am
It's an American show.
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 1:23 am
America doesn't get certain Canadian channels, Canadian cartoons, or Canadian humor.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:21 am
You guys ever watch the Boondocks?....that's some funny ****.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:19 am
Oh! the hilarity!
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:18 am
It's all crap nowadays, Aggy. There's only one fight we want to see.
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 1:17 am
That's why Jones got the fight instead of Vegas... we aren't dumb enough to get crap.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:17 am
So It's like UFC or something?
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:16 am
Actually... kinda, yeah. If they're having major bouts closer to where I live than to where Aggy lives, boxing has a problem.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:15 am
was that some kinda g** wrestling thing?
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:14 am
Eh... I'm hard to impress tonight after watching Pacquiao make Clottey look like a child tonight.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:11 am
You loved it.
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:10 am
*gross
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:08 am
*accommodating
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:08 am
Did you just cut one Veggie?........Getting a little "accomodating" back there...n'est pas?
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:06 am
pffft...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:03 am
Latent homo***uality is my guess.
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:00 am
5. Why do I wanna watch "Top Gun" all of a sudden?
TheTrashHeap - March 13, 2010, 11:45 pm
Thanks guys. I almost didn't make this one.
lesterinside - March 13, 2010, 11:42 pm
5 inescapable truth, by TTH!!!
spacedog - March 13, 2010, 11:22 pm
Very nice TTH, 5Ls.
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 11:13 pm
Beautiful. 5L


FIRST TELEPHONE CONVERSATION -


TAGS: 1876 alexander graham bell booty call
Rating: 4.36/5

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GreyScorpion - March 10, 2010, 7:47 pm
5L a minute
Airman - March 10, 2010, 5:09 pm
good one jake
CpnKangaroo - March 10, 2010, 12:23 pm
lol, you know the first call was made to his a**istant right? XD


MISSED IT BY THAT MUCH -


TAGS: but alex rerun jeopardy
Rating: 4.29/5

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ughomer - August 13, 2012, 6:03 pm
Poor Rerun . . .


DISLEXIA - Ok, so two dislexics walk into a bra...


TAGS: dyslexia
Rating: 4.2/5

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Zed - February 12, 2010, 1:21 am
snoiL 5
rerun - February 11, 2010, 6:16 pm

L5 Iwn


RUSH - 1968 - 2012 and still going strong




THE MOD COMPLEX - Keeping Motifakers under the thumb since tunnels were built... ...I hate tunnels.




BY MY CALCULATIONS - This problem doesn't even exsist!!!




Funny -


TAGS: painting alexdk reply
Rating: 2.33/5

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Kada - June 8, 2009, 6:20 pm
wah-waaaah


THE AMIGO -




BOWFLEX - you can't get a body like this from 20 minutes a day 3 times a week...


TAGS: bowflex impossible models
Rating: 1.45/5

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Anonymous2 - August 8, 2009, 11:12 am
You can, technically, if you do it for 12-18 years.


HAPPY EASTER -


TAGS: easter joke alexander the great
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - April 5, 2015, 2:22 pm
It actually started as an idea for Politifake...then I read your post, and went ahead and made it. Thanks, Missy!
MissPriss - April 5, 2015, 2:03 pm
Oh thanks 'sod... finally the answer to the post I made in the forum...5logical lions...teehee.
concern3 - April 5, 2015, 4:08 am
very clever 5er


A Different View -




clarity dyslexia -


TAGS: dyslexia
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - July 14, 2017, 5:27 pm
Good one. ^^^^^Up
concern3 - July 10, 2017, 12:49 am
Awesome, UP yours


Gymnastics -


TAGS: flexible rhythmic gynastics frankie boyle
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - November 8, 2014, 10:37 am
Impressed, I am. (Yoda voice) that makes 20L in a row.
spacedog - November 8, 2014, 9:15 am
Nice run of posters LA. 5 all-round
GaryO - November 8, 2014, 9:13 am
Luv a quadfecta on a Saturday mornin’
Greeny - November 8, 2014, 8:27 am
beating to immortality? lol


PICKY WOMEN -




DYSLEXIA -


TAGS: dyslexia peanut b***er jelly time
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

Rick69 - February 9, 2016, 5:26 pm
I like this "story-telling" format...
GaryO - February 4, 2016, 10:56 pm
G.r.a.p.e....(how censorific)
GaryO - February 4, 2016, 10:53 pm
Gra**!!! Jelly??!! Blasphemy! Unhand that blade and fetch the strawberry! 5L
spacedog - February 4, 2016, 6:03 pm
Good one, Oldsod. 5
lgvernon - February 3, 2016, 4:22 pm

5er. Autocorrect was on.
lgvernon - February 3, 2016, 4:20 pm

Or not. 5Dr.


IRONY -




Doesn't Match -




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